RMIM ke bhaio aur baheno,

This is #15 of a series based on the famous Vividh Bharathi radio program
"Chhaya Geet" in which songs based on a particular theme are played. Chhaya
Geet is usually posted on Wednesdays on RMIM.

This series serves to corroborate the "Naushad fan postulate" which states
that for every REAL life situation, there exists atleast one REAL song which
can be sung in your IMAGINARY world ! :-) This series is also a small tribute
to my favourite Vividh Bharathi announcer and Chhaya Geet hostess Kanta Gupta.

CHHAYA GEET #15

TODAY'S SITUATION/THEME: If u stay in a place where it snows a lot, or the
weather is cold, I'm sure u frequently tune in to the weather channel on
cable. If u do, then I guess u must be familiar with their usual predictions
of "thunderstorms", "sunny days", "sleet" etc. At times, their cliches tend to
make u sick. I have a invented a machine which converts the weather channel
jargon into sweet, melodious Hindi film songs. Here's the first output from
this wonder machine. (Patent pending; all rights reserved: THE NAUSHAD FAN) :-)

Words in CAPS indicate the match bet. the weatherman's jargon and the
lyricist's kalaam.


Sami Mohammed (A Naushad fan).... who has to walk back home thro' 8 inches of
                                          snow :-(

PS: To order the wonder machine, call 1-(800)NAUSHAD. Rafi fans get it for free.
    Offer void where KK is liked :-) (No, don't tell me it's void everywhere!)

WC: Inclement weather, THUNDERSTORM predicted
S1: Hmm, hmm.......
    Aaj mausam baRa, beimaan hai baRa
    Beimaan hai, aaj mausam
    Aaanewala koi, TOOFAN hai koi
    TOOFAN hai, aaj mausam..........................................(Rafi)

WC: Sunny skies with highs in the 70's, perfect for a LONG DRIVE
S2: Kya mausam hai,
    Aaa, aa aa aa
    Ai diwaane dil
    Chal KAHIN DOOR NIKAL JAAEN
    Koi humdum hai
    Chahat ke quabil
    Arre, chal kahin door nikal jaaen.........................(KK/Lata/Rafi)

WC: FLOOD WARNING, roads will be INUNDATED
S3: Mausam ka taquaza hai
    Hum DOOBKE pyaar karen
    Duniya wale chahe iqraar karen
    Chahe inkaar karen.........................................(SPB/Asha?)

WC: SNOW with WIND CHILL below freezing
S4: Dil ne phir yaad kiya BARF SI LEHAR aaee hai
    DIl ne phir yaad kiya barf si lehar aaee hai
    Phir koi chot mohabbat ki ubhar aaee hai
    Dil ne phir yaad kiya..............................(Rafi/Lata/Mukesh)

WC: Wintery mix with sleet and freezing rain, highly SLIPPERY conditions
S5: Aahe, aahe, aahe, aahe, Na na na na na na
    Aaj rapat jaaen to hume na bachaio
    Aaaj PHISAL jaaen to hume na uTHaio
    Hume jo uTHaio to qud bhi phisal jaiyyo
    Aaj rapat jaaen to hume na bachaio.........................(KK/Asha)

WC: CLOUDY skies with flashes of LIGHTNING
S6: Nainon me BADRA chhae
    BIJURI si chamke hai
    Aise me balam mohe
    Garwa laga le
    Nainon me badra chhae......................................(Lata)

WC: Perfect day, with a mild breeze and clear skies
S7: Mausam hai aashiquana, ai dil kahinse unko
    Aise me DHoonDH lana, aise me DHoonDH lana
    Mausam hai aashiquana.......................................(Lata)