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From: ppanda@ics.uci.edu (Preeti Ranjan Panda)
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Subject: Re: CHHAYA GEET #16: FORTRAN 94 !!
Date: 12 Mar 1994 22:36:22 GMT
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I couldn't resist posting a follow-up to the Chhaya Geet#16 on
FORTRAN94!

> This series serves to corroborate the "Naushad fan postulate"
> which states that for every REAL life situation, there exists
> atleast one REAL song which can be sung in your IMAGINARY world ! :-)

The Mukesh fan corollary: For every IMAGINABLE situation, there
exists at least one REAL Mukesh song which can be sung in your
REAL world.

> The biggest advantage of FORTRAN 94 is that debugging is very easy.
> Simply delete unwanted characters such as kSanu, aPodwal and mAziz,
> and ur program will run smoothly. A NAUSHAD compiler is highly
> recommended.

Well, this one is even easier! Just execute: grep -v Mukesh !!
(delete everyone other than Mukesh.)

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The return statement

aa laut ke aaja mere meet
tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
mera soona padare sangeet
tujhe mere geet bulaate hain...

aa ab laut chale, nain bichhaye,
bahen basaye,
tujhko pukaare, desh tera...

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Procedure call

aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
ro ro ke gham bhi haara
badnaam na ho pyar mera, aaja re...

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free() /* delete useless memory */

bhooli hui yaadon mujhe itna na sataao
ab chain se rehne do, mere paas na aao...

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realloc() /* reallocate pre-used memory! */

aaya hai mujhe phir yaad wo zaalim
gujra zamaanaa bachpan ka
hai re akeyle chhod ke jaana...

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Interrupt sub-routine

o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana
ye ghaat, tu ye baat kabhi bhool na jana
o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana...

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function prototype declaration, as in:
chalna *chhaliya (character hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi)

chhaliya mera naam, chalna mera kaam
hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi sab ko mera salaam...

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exit(), suspend

Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
main to raahi tere manzil kaa
nazron mein teri main buraa sahi
aadmi buraa nahin main dil kaa...

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for(;;), the infinite loop

hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke
gaate rahe hain, gaate rahenge
hum tum...

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[remote login:]          tumse kuchh kehna hai,
                         gar tum kuch kehne do
[Permission granted:]    aji bole binaa hum jaane,
                         rahne do ji rahne do
[Connection established] tumse kuchh kehna hai,
                         gar tum kuch kehne do...

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getchar() /* get character */

ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum ?
mujhe poochhe bina dil mein aane lage
meethi nazaron se bijli giraane lage
ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum...

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volatile variable

main raahi bhatakne waala hoon
koi kya jaane matwaalaa hoon...

extern variable

mera joota hai jaapaani
ye patloon inglistaani
sar pe laal topi rusi
phir bhi dil hai hindustaani...

static/local variable

Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan
iske siwa jaana kahan
jee chaahe jab humko aawaaz do
hum hain wahin, hum the jahaan...

complex variable

jaaon kahaan bataa ae dil
duniya badi hai sangdil
chaandni aayi ghar jalaane
soojhe na koi manzil...

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> The complete FORTRAN 94 manual is available free of cost, and can
> be FTP-ed from lehigh.edu under the subdirectory NAUSHAD/IS/THE/BEST !!

The Barron's Mukesh guide is under construction. I hope to complete it
within one life-span.


Regards,
Preeti Ranjan