ko_ii samajhaa de gharavaalii ko bas me.n kare.n kaise -2
%(somebody please explain to me, how to keep a wife under control)

ko_ii to bataa de ko_ii sikhalaa de pyaar se rahe.n kaise -2
%(somebody please tell me, somebody please teach me, how to live with love)

bramhachaarii banake rahanaa nahii.n
%(i don't intend to spend life remaining a celebate)

mohobbat nahii.n to ye zi.ndagii bhii kyaa hai
%(if love is not there, then what life is this)

sajanii kii miiThii-miiThii baate.n jo nahii.n
%(if sweet talks of a lover is not there)

hamaarii-tumhaarii ye duniyaa bhii kyaa hai
%(then what is this world of ours and yours)

tujhako bataaye.n terii gharavaalii bas me.n rahe.n kaise
%(we tell you how your wife will be under your control)

siine se lagaanaa godii me.n biThaanaa pyaar se rahe vaise
%(embrass her in your chest, make her sit in your lap, then she will live with love)

bramhachaarii banake rahanaa nahii.n
mohobbat nahii.n to ye zi.ndagii bhii kyaa hai
sajanii kii miiThii-miiThii baate.n jo nahii.n
hamaarii-tumhaarii ye duniyaa bhii kyaa hai
tujhako bataaye.n terii gharavaalii bas me.n rahe.n kaise

sun lo anaa.Dii bhaiyaa gu.Diyaa kii baato.n ko zaraa
%(listen, o amateur brother!, what this doll is saying)

uupar cha.Dh ke rahanaa ek pal na Dhiilii chho.Danaa
%(ride above, don't let loose even for a moment)

joruu ko apanii tum puure din me.n
%(the wife of yours, in the entire day)

##I love you I love you## pachiis baar bolanaa
%(I love you, say this twenty five times)

din bhar me.n pyaar se bhaiyaa chummaa das baar le lenaa
%(o brother! Kiss her ten times with love in one entire day)

din me.n rozaanaa tiin baar khaTiyaa pe usako le jaanaa
%(carry her to the cot %(to make love with her) three times every day)

meraa ye nusKaa roz aajamaaye to
%(if you use this prescription of mine every day)

lugaa_ii hameshaa tere bas me.n rahegii
%(wife will always remain under your control)

tujhako bataaye.n terii gharavaalii bas me.n rahe.n kaise
siine se lagaanaa godii me.n biThaanaa pyaar se rahe vaise
bramhachaarii banake rahanaa nahii.n
mohobbat nahii.n to ye zi.ndagii bhii kyaa hai
sajanii kii miiThii-miiThii baate.n jo nahii.n
hamaarii-tumhaarii ye duniyaa bhii kyaa hai
tujhako bataaye.n terii gharavaalii bas me.n rahe.n kaise

suurat su.ndar hai umar bhale hii ho ga_ii
%(she has got a lovely face, what if she has aged)

jiivan me.n kyaa thii ##teenage## bhii tujhako mil ga_ii
%(what was in life, you have got a teenager)

aisaa thaa teraa vaqt vo puraanaa
%(such was old times of yours)

khaatii thii piitii thii aur pyaar se so jaatii thii
%(she used to eat, she used to drink, and she used to sleep with love)

aaj to maanav ko bhojan kii mushkil hai
%(today human beings are facing difficulty in finding food)

pyaar jataane kii kisako furasat hai
%(who has got time to express love)

tho.Dii sii furasat pyaar se nikaal re
%(spare time time with love)

yuu.N ko_ii nahii.n to ye zi.ndagii bhii kyaa hai
%(if noone is like this then what is remaining in life)

ko_ii samajhaa de gharavaalii ko bas me.n kare.n kaise
ko_ii to bataa de ko_ii sikhalaa de pyaar se rahe.n kaise
bramhachaarii banake rahanaa nahii.n
mohobbat nahii.n to ye zi.ndagii bhii kyaa hai
sajanii kii miiThii-miiThii baate.n jo nahii.n
hamaarii-tumhaarii ye duniyaa bhii kyaa hai